Forgive me, internet, for I have been without you for many days, but will in your absence continue to seek you out in places known and unknown, until such time as you return to me.

Thus, in lieu of one blog post, have several:

1) They keep wanting to cut my bread in half, and I'm not really sure why.

2) What do homeless people dream of? Food? Money? A bed? Un monde completement different?

3) AMSTERDAM. It was cool. You should go there. I will put pictures on facebook.

4) The Eiffel Tower is tall. You should go there too. I will put more pictures on facebook.

That's all for today, it's time to go, trala!